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Sunday, October 31, 2010

Ten Things I Hate About Being Fat!

1. Not being able to slide through tight spaces in a crowded restaurant.

2. Shopping with regular sized girlfriends (I don't want to take them to the fat girl shops).

3. Thighs rubbing together.

4. Feeling guilty for having a treat (you know the looks we get!)

5. Stupid comments from bogans in cars while exercising (At least I'm doing something about it - losers!)

6. The fact that nothing looks sexy in a size 22 (the more lace the worse it looks!)

7.  Feeling that I never really fit in/being an outsider

8.  Worrying that I am going to be able to fit in a seat (I try to sit next to skinny people on the bus, no way two fatties can sit comfortably on those seats!)

9.  Feeling that my success as a person is measured first by my weight.


10.  Feeling like a failure when I hear of people losing weight faster than me!

What do you hate about being fat??

Friday, June 4, 2010

Sh*t

Sh*t! I feel like SH*T!

I have eaten way too much tonight. Work social function and I just went out of control!

I can hardly move and I want to throw up!

F*ck! Sh*t! What happened to everything I have learned!  Now I'm really sh*tting myself before weigh in tomorrow!

Why can't I be more like my weight loss heroes - Lucy, Deb, Trisha and Lindsay!!

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